33 Resurrected Memes for Aspiring Necromancers Who Just Want to Raise a Family

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 15, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

For some reason, Necromancers got a bad reputation. Everyone thinks that they are just evil magic users who dabble in black magic and bend the will of the dead to their own. But tell me this - Is it really evil to reanimate a person's lifeless corpse so you can add him to your ever-growing army on undead minions in your lifelong pursuit of global domination? I mean that dude isn't doing anything with his corpse, it's just laying there, in the dirt, collecting dust worms. I'm sure that if he still had a mind of his own he would be thrilled to know that his body is still walking about, roaming the earth and engaging in full scale military battles. Talk about making the most of your death!

So please, next time you meet a necromancer, be nice to them. Perhaps even point them towards the nearest graveyard or the local Catacombs. All they want are some friends.

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    NECROMANCY Happiness is an army of unstoppable, loyal killing machines.
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    NECROMANCERS Just Healers With Bad Timing
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    WHEN YOU BUY A GAME TO PLAY THE NECROMANCER CLASS. BUT THE DEVS DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CONJURER AND A RE-ANIMATOR. imgflip.com SUMMONERS SUMMON! NECROMANCERS RAISES THE DEAD!
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    Give the gift of Life! BECOME A NECROMANCER TODAY!
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    WARRIOR: SWEAR i will HAVE MY REVENGE FOR THE DEATH OF MY BROTHER ELF: You HAVE MY BOW DWARF AND MY Axe NECROMANCER: AND YOUR BROTHER S.petrov.20
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    Why all the hatred towards necromancers? Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?
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    thyrell a necromancer is just a really late healer thyrell "you're too late, doc, he's... he's already dead..." *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing agoatinthecircus i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back thyrell "hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle" *cocks gun* no but I'll do you one better Source: thyrell 250,148 notes 1D
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    Corpses: *exist* Necromancer: 2 look at location Way hay and up she rises
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    NECROMANCE IF YOU WANT TO, WE CAN BRING YOUR FRIENDS TO LIFE BUT YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T DEAD AND IF THEY'RE NOT DEAD THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!
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    Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts? Someone: Did the Internet tell you that? Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips. Source: king-nerdlord 32,303 notes D
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    LICH WHO SAYS YOU GOT TO BE EVIL TO BE AN UNDEAD MONSTROSITY?
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    Go, my undead minions! Go save the children!
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    The villagers are leaving. I think we're finally safe. Yeah. All thanks to the Lord of Darkness., ./. - -. ] .. -. ] -.. .. (Okay. Wow. They chased us for miles. I bring the children back to life and I'm the bad guy? @hiadventurecast
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    UM... LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... YOU WANT TO PUT THIS CORPSE UP FOR ADOPTION? WE JUST CAN'T RAISE THE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 1.0 Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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    When you play as necromancer, but you give all points in charisma
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    sturmtruppen it's important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body sturmtruppen environmentally sustainable black magic iamtonysexual Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling damuron reduce -> reuse -> reanimate
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    DON'T WORRY BRO, YOU'LL GET OVER THAT NECROMANCER CHICK. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MAN... SHE RIPPED MY HEART OUT! quickmeme.com
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    SKELETON ARMY Protects against bear cavalry AND bears with guns. Order yours today.
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    dragon-in-a-fez #yes ladypalerider neversarcastic Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park 53,811 notes 11 Look how happy he is, Bathed in the joy of necromantic power Like many necromancers John Hammond's power is derived From an ancient staff Memecenter.com
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    KNOW THE DIFFERENCE NECROMANCER NECK ROMANCER
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    Alright, what are some of your likes? Necromancer Ghouls. He's going to use Create Undead, isn't he...
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    *20 SECOND LATER* My job here is done But you didn't do anything imgflip.com *DIES*
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    Golem Mage Skeleton NEW SKILL *DIABLO 2 NECRO LAUGHS BEHIND A WALL OF 60 SKELETONS MINIONS WITHOUT A DURATION TIMER* A imgflip.com +
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    PARADE I wanted to be the center of a parade, so I took up necromancy.
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    www.christopherburdett.com AB www.christopherburdett.blogspot.com NECROMANCER ADMIT IT, THIS IS WHY YOU WANT TO PLAY ONE.
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    NECROMANCY Don't just kill your enemies, make their lifeless corpses perform for you like trained monkeys.
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    New OLD NECROMANCERS NEVER DIE NO, REALLY. THEY JUST DON'T DIE DIY.DESPAIR.COM
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    ZOMBIE SKELETON We're just undead, sir. We're meant to be expendable GOOD-ALIGNED NECROMANCER imgflip.com Not to me
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    NECROMANCY PUTTING THE "FUN" BACK IN "FUNERAL"
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    Party: "Dear gods, everyone in the village is dead!" The party's Necromancer:
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    HORSESAROUND.TUMBLR THREE CHEERS FOR NECROMANCY dndmemes.com
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    Cheezburger Image 10389722368
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